twinkiethekidd:

This commercial cracks me up. “I’m only helping.”

Saw this last night and loved it. Love Sam for posting it.

To the lady carrying her wallet in a Louis Vuitton clutch, which in turn was carried in a plastic bag. Yah probably should have purchased something with more functional design.

To the guys who take their towels off before they weigh themselves at the gym. The wet towel will in no way ruin the accuracy of the over used drug store scale. I am hip to your game, you’re simply cruising the joint.

twinkiethekidd:

OMFG

thedailywhat:

TWILF of the Day: Yo mama is so into Twilight, she filled her bedroom with movie memorabilia.

[ontd.]

Oh man. I should really start a food blog. The chicken had the texture of rubber and the sweet onion sauce was….. sweet.

Food&Co ain’t got shit on me. Look at that lovely creation - frank and beans never looked, so, ummm, good?

We will make Simon jealous by purchasing a mountain of special edition Uniqlo while in Shanghai.

Hot fun in the summer time, in BERLIN!

west-egg:

Can’t wait to chilligen at the Badeschiff, a barge converted into a swimming pool with a bar, in Berlin in two months.  Chillgen means chill.  See I am practically German.

Much like Iggy I am venting a spleen over this.

Spending my days finding cool places in Berlin for Westegg.

west-egg:

“Fat gross slobs, seriously super charged turbo lame.”

“He looks like a female Peter Jennings with big ass glasses.”